Cake Is A Serious Matter

This article is old news – late 2017, to be more specific – but it’s new to me. Frankly, I did not think I could discover anything more delusional than the MLM posts I mocked before. If only I could’ve foreseen how wrong I’d be.

A YouTube channel I’ve recently gotten into is how I was introduced to this extreme oddity. To be clear, I am referring to the post, not the person.

Take The Cake: No, I Won’t Cut You A Smaller Slice Of Cake

This article supposedly explicates the misogyny and “fatphobia” (I despise that word!) of… not wanting a large slice of cake. Yes, yes, I’m serious. And if you think I’m trolling, I don’t blame you. I thought this was the case as well. But no, this was written with one hundred percent seriousness.

Let’s see how far I read into this article with the remainder of my sanity in tact.

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Melt Your Heart

For those of you who like cats, here’s an adorable video I want to share that I found here.

Five Reasons I Love Chocolate

When I was watching TV once, the narrator said, “Women and chocolate; it is a love affair.” Speaking for myself, I whole-heatedly agree!

I’ll be blatant. Chocolate is the sweetest treat ever! Except for dark chocolate, I’ll eat just about any kind of chocolate there is! It is irresistible! Just give me some chocolate and you will have me in your hands!

So why do I love this sweet treat? Well…

  • It’s soothing. One bite of my favorite chocolate piece is all it takes to send me to a mental paradise.
  • No other food is sweeter. Not even honey. Not even close.
  • It’s a safe, edible addiction. I have self-control, but the most too much chocolate will do is rot my teeth and give me a stomachache.
  • It’s legal. In addition to being dangerous, drugs are illegal. Chocolate, on the other hand? Buy, sell and abuse it all you want! What, that’s still wrong? When I see a law in place, I’ll believe it!
  • It’s just that awesome!