Kaye's Days

Yes, I know I already have an “about me” page, but lists are fun to make. I promise I’m not narcissistic. Just a bit silly and bored.

• I’m a woman. The picture on my “about me” page probably gives that away, considering I’m wearing a pink bow and a pink shirt with Frozen.
• I believe flowers are the most beautiful things in the world.
• I’m winging this whole adulthood thing. I have nothing figured out.
• I’m very awkward when I talk.
• I attended trade school, graduated, and proceeded to get the most boring jobs I’ve ever had via that schooling. I moved on to a job where I don’t need to pretend I’m busy because I really am, and that pays more than both previous jobs with no schooling required. Live and learn.
• One of those jobs was so uneventful, your employment was based on how quickly you made friends, not you actual work performance. Tragically, I was unaware of that before my school suggested it.
• Stubbornness and determination are my favorite traits. I have high admiration for people who don’t give up easily.
• I cannot stand insensitivity or vanity. You can be brutally honest without being a jerk.
• My order of priorities is as follows: friends and boyfriend, work, family
• Yes, I put family last. They are annoying and I don’t have much respect for any of them.
• I’ll respect you based on how you treat others, not what position you have in any aspect of life.
• I don’t dance. I don’t sing either.
• I hate huge ceremonies and gatherings.
• My mind is a speeding highway.
• I have a bad obsession with my weight, which probably stems from growing up in a “Toddlers and Tiaras” family.
• I analyze things in my head way too much.
• I suck at writing.
• I’m terrible at history.
• I strongly dislike being called “little girl” or being called anybody’s “baby”.
• I don’t like being told to close my legs or put my legs down. If I have on pants or opaque leggings, I’ll put my legs the way I want.
• I don’t like rape or “stay in the kitchen” jokes.
• I literally cannot understand prejudice. Seriously. If it bothers you that much, you have the problem.
• My name’s Kaye. I went with Kitten for a while, but Kaye became more appealing.
• Alright, enough bullets.
• Enjoy the blog! 🙂