I’ll just be blatant. Chocolate is the sweetest treat ever! Except for dark chocolate, I’ll eat just about any kind of chocolate there is! It is irresistible! Just give me some chocolate and you will have me in your hands!
So why do I love this sweet treat? Well…
- It’s soothing. One bite of my favorite chocolate piece is all it takes to send me to a mental paradise.
- No other food is sweeter. Not even honey. Not even close.
- It’s a safe, edible addiction. I have self-control, but the most too much chocolate will do is rot my teeth and give me a stomachache.
- It’s legal. In addition to being dangerous, drugs are illegal. Chocolate, on the other hand? Buy, sell and abuse it all you want! What, that’s still wrong? When I see a law in place, I’ll believe it!
- It’s just that awesome!